OPERATION BEER DRINK
Various Kibologists (pronounced KEEEEbologists) met at the Rendezvous
Point, conducted a quick training exercise in the Paragon Hotel, and
then went on a cruise around Sydney Harbour. We were surrounded by
Falun Gong members who detained us and took photos for their
files. They refused to release us until we taught them at least one
swear word. We cleverly distracted them by shouting "LOOK OUT!
CHINESE POLICE!". Wishing them a "Gung Hay Fat Choy!" we escaped.
After disembarking from our cigarette boat, we headed past the Boiling
Fountain and into the Area of Operations, the Manly Corso. We infiltrated
the New Brighton Hotel, because we couldn't find the Old Brighton Hotel
anywhere. Many schooners were destroyed, with each one valued at an
estimated $3.33 and a third cents. There was very good viewing out the
SUDDENLY! Security guards surrounded us! They said that we had to move
because a band was going to play there. So we moved. Spiderman Ooi
made a poor excuse about wanting to save space to vacuum up lots of
pizza, so got married to one bottle of beer. Spiderman Ooi filled his
pockets with all the ashtrays and silverware from the table, and
FWIPPED out one of those long skinny webs and swung away into the
distance. The "band" turned out to be very bad, very loud karaoke.
With ears bleeding, we quickly left the New Brighton Hotel, and went
to the "Shit" Steyne Hotel. And drank lots more schooners. Maso put
in a champion effort, destroying countless schooners. Alex Suter
(rhymes with CQQTER) put in a valiant effort, but couldn't keep up
Maso, Spiderman Ooi,
and Alex Suter (rhymes with shooter) at the RV
A large pine tree at
Hire some beer drinkers for your next operation
My guestbook explodiated, so
somebody else's guestbook!
Copyright 2002 Beable van Polasm
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