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Baby Lobster Rips Off Man's Peanus
Corner Brook, Newfoundland - Irving Cormen and his wife, Polly, were
engaging in bondage games when Irving suggested spreading peanut
butter on his genitals and letting Nippy, their pet Baby Lobster, lick
them clean. Sadly, Nippy lost control and began tearing at Irving's
penis and testicles. Nippy refused to obey commands and a panicked
Polly threw a jug of boiling water at the baby lobster. The lobster
and Irving were covered with boiling water. Thinking that the Cormens
had broken their solemn oath not to cook him, Nippy leaped back,
tearing away the penis. While trying to get her unconscious husband in
the car to take him to the hospital, Polly fell twice, injuring her
wrist and ankle. Irving's penis was in a styrofoam ice cooler.
"Irving is just plain lucky," said the surgeon who spent
eight hours reattaching the penis. "Believe it or not, the boiling
water turned out to be very fortuitous. The heat and boilyness, which
must have been excruciatingly painful, helped sterilize the
wound. Also, aside from it being removed, the damage caused by the
lobster's claws to the penis per se is minimal. It's really a very
stringy piece of flesh. Mr. Cormen stands an excellent chance of
regaining the use of his wanger because of this."
Newfoundland Animal Control has plans to seize Nippy, cook him and
eat him, as soon as he gets a bit bigger.
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Copyright 2002 Beable van Polasm
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